Bright ideas are like snow flakes. When we want them to descend upon us in a full-out maelstrom, they merely flutter about. When our hands tied; then the deluge falls. And each and every (bright) idea seems as uniquely crafted as semi-frozen globs of precipitation.
The other day, I was at one of those huge-mega-monolithic-superstores; back in the bottle-return department. I go in the middle of a work-day, when it's far-less crowded. Anyway, I'm there all of eight minutes. I know, because I timed it. I had to. Technically, I was on my lunch-break. But, is it technically a break if no lunch is involved? Alas, I do not know. But, I deviate.
The self-service-six-items-or-less-U-scan line was backed up all the way to the frozen food section. If I had to guestimate, I'd say the line was fifty-foot long; the wait, undeterminable. So, I ambulated down the rows of tightly packed consumers. You know how there's certain huge-mega-super-cali-fragilistic stores that advertise: If more than two people are standing in line, we'll open another? Well, this wasn't one of them. So, I walked all the way down to the last (open) lane. Three people in front of me. They had fully stocked carts. I had two bottle-return coupons. But, none of the other lines were moving, so I figured, "What the hell, I'm a patient guy -- sometimes." I waited in line for fifteen minutes. I know, because I checked the time on my cell-phone. Technically, I had seven-minutes to return to work.
When I finally got to the cashier, I said, "You guys should really have one of those U-scan-bottle-deposit-return-machines back in the recycling area. She said, "Most people go to the U-scans." I replied, "Normally, I would." Then I pointed out the U-scan line, far off in the distance, still backed up to the frozen-food section, still unmoving. I told the cashier, "If there was a U-scan-bottle-return-slip-machine in the recycling area, then those with bottle-return slips wouldn't have to stand in line, and the lines wouldn't be so long.
Brow furrowed, bottom lip tucked up like a bulldog's, she grunted as if such a thought had never occurred to her.
Why would it? After all, the longer we stand in line, the longer we're subjected to glossy magazine spreads, Clorox to-go sticks, the latest candy concoctions, and the more inclined we are to spend just a teensy bit more.
Still, I wish one of those mega-mart-super-whole-sale-stores would put a bottle-slip-return-machine in the actual recycling area.
I don't know much about meteorology, barometrics, or the crystallization process that makes each snowflake indelibly different from the next. But having a bottle-slip-return-machine in the recycling area sounds like one hell of a bright idea to me.
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