Poles

My heart goes out to the victims (and in this case, survivors), of those lost in the Philippines typhoon, Hurricane Katrina, and the Christmas Indonesia monsoons.  Al Gore and Green-Peace-pundits would have you believe that global warming is the culprit of such natural travesties.  Yes, it's true that temblors, tidal waves, famines, and plagues of vast darkness are ravaging mankind like never before.  But something much more nefarious, and yet, miraculous is happening behind the scenes.

Every five-thousand years, or so, the Earth's magnetic poles shift. The Mayans knew this, and based their calendars on five-thousand-year-cycles.  That's why all those dumb-asses thought the world would end on 12/21/12.  Because that's where the Mayans ended that calendar-cycle.

Currently, our sun is undergoing it's magnetic-shift.  Scientists used to say the sun's poles switch every eleven-years.  Periodical evidence now suggests seven-years.  In any event, a few months back when damn-near everyone reported those holes in the sun (more commonly known as, sun-spots), clamored the sky was collapsing, I guffawed.  Those "holes" were created when particles that are usually forced back toward the sun by its gravitational pull, are jettisoned into space because as the sun switches magnetic-polarity, gravity (at a molecular level, mind you), becomes more of a theory than a categorical fact.

Our sun has been undergoing such magnetic shifts every 11 (or 7), years since who-knows-when.  Most people didn't know this because they just don't bother to look up.  Seriously, if you want to conceal something, hide it well-above eye-level.  Anyhow, this particular polar shift was only glamorized because of today's main-stream-media-fodder and everyone's sick obsession with the apocalypse.  To paraphrase, no the sun was not about to collapse.

The Earth, itself, is right-due for a polar shift.  The Mayans knew this.  So do I.

My girlfriend keeps asking me when this shift will occur.  I think it already has.  Think about it, if the sun's polar shifting can fling radioactive flares into space that alter weather and lunar tides, what consequences might such a solar-disturbance have on Earth?  I don't know, but un-charted earthquakes, tornados, hurricanes, and just all-out-bizarre-ass-weather might be a good indicator.

Let's just hypothesize that all natural disasters within the past few years are attributed to our planet's poles playing metaphorical musical chairs every millennia or so; how long can we expect things to continue/exacerbate before the proverbial dust settles?  I don't know.  No one does.  According to the Mayans, the last time this happened was five-thousand years ago.